Even if you are an Athiest pray for this fool!
This a comment that I received by jacksparrow@yahoo.com (be sure to send himlove notes)
See it’s but holes like this that need prayer. He left this comment on my blog for no reason. Why he would send this to me from this IP address Jason (IP: 207.73.253.147 , powerschool.imlay.k12.mi.us) I have no idea. Jason get a life and from a lover of artifial juices it Kool-Aid no Cool-Aid!
all of you people need to shut the fuck up and quit your bitching you pieces of shit, crusty clit, donky rapers.
Have a FANTBOLOUS day faggots
ps. J… you peeve me………..,……….. see doesnt that sound gay, like you get it in the ass 24/7 with a 12 inch strap on you ugly 300 pound bitch ass, cumm gussling, cunt. The lord is a creation of the mans mind therefore you are all believing in something thet was created… BY MAN… like cool-aid, or skittles…. Oh my skittles i praise thee, or praise the cool-aid man for thow art the creator of worlds. sounds rediculous, does it not? the only thing saving you when you praise the LORD[ MANS idea of(god)] is yourself, believing that there is someone there, but , really is not because nobody would want to be with you, you pile of shit, nobody loves you and nobody ever will, so stick to your beliefs…. Its all you got left you worthless pussyass whore!!!!
thank you for you time, im done with you:)(:;)
Go Me Its My Birthday…Sike!
My Birthday is coming, My birthday is coming! Siikkkeeee maybe next year that will be me, but not this year; or any other year for that matter. I have never been particularly into celebrating the whole birthday thing. Besides I didn’t choose it, If I had I would have chosen jubilant warm July instead of blistering boring January. Just think about it January is right after Christmas everyone is broke or they include your gifts in with Christmas. Yes, yes, woe is me, I have no heart for birthdays…. Any who I won’t be here I will be in New York and no I am not going to have a night on the town I will probably be in the hotel avoiding the cold. Yes I know I am a square.
Maybe I will start to celebrate a half birthday, July 8th seems more festive that January 8th, yeah I like that.
Peace,
-J
Christmas Spirit blah, blah, blah,
This year I am not into it. Usually about this time I kill about ten poinsettia’s trying to buy and maintain them to early in the season. I forget the water them :0/; shoot me damn it. I have not even wrapped the gifts yet yall! My daughter still doesn’t think that she has anything and I am to blaze” to play up the wait until Christmas game. When she asks am I going Xmas shopping ( cause’ we don’t do Sana Clause around here chyle) I am like eh’ what? Yeah I am going …soon. For all of those that are not in the spirit, tonight, I am having a glass of White Merlot Wine for you tonight baby!
-J
Greedy Pig: What I had for Thanksgiving Dinner
What did you all have for ThanksGiving dinner? Don’t be afraid to show what a greedy glutton you are …..
I had turkey, ribs, greens, dressing, yams, potato salad, macaroni, cranberry sauce, ham, does gravy count? Ummmm deviled eggs….. I know I am forgetting something. Aaaannnddd, to day I will be eating the same thing:)
Best Regards,
Greedy
10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
Gobble, Gobble
10. Just reach in and grab the giblets
9. Whew… that’s a terrific spread
8. I am in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Tying the legs together will keep it moist inside
6. Talk about a HUGE breast
5. And he forces his way into the end zone
4. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down
3. Its cool whip time
2. If I don’t unbutton my pants I am going to burst
1. It must be broken because when I squeeze the tip nothing squirts out
I know I am bad… Happy Turkey Day
-J
Long Live the Future King……..But Hurry Up with the Damn Wedding
Why is it that I am going to bed and waking up to the next Kings pending nuptials? I mean aren’t all of them required to get married? Which means that this was inevitable, right. Gee whizz, its not like it was unexpected. People, ever since our departure from the monarchy we have been obsessed with the goings on in Europe. Please, please, please, hurry and get married future King, so that my local news cast can talk about something that actually pertains to the country I live in.
By the way I heard from the same news cast mentioned above, that royal weddings are a public expense!? Lol you mean to tell me the citizens are required to fit the bill for the kids wedding? What a bum rap.
If we had to fit the bill for one of the President kids, I do believe many of us would stop paying taxes:)
Best Regards,
A lil ole’ American.
A Message to all the TSA Nay Sayers
I know I am so flaky it’s sickening, but back to business anywhoo…..
So many things have happened since the last time we spoke, the Republicans are back in office, Justin Bieber winning over Eminen, all types of disasters right? Right. So what we are gathered here to day to talk about is our beloved TSA. Now as of late their has been a lot of controversy of the alleged groping and prodding that has been taking place at our local airports. I ask you one thing America, how to you want it… Do you want your boobies groped, your pee pee x-rayed or to go down in flames at the hands of a terrorist? Aaannnddd there are only doors number 1,2, and 3 because the latter will happen eventually, if you don’t want door numer 1 or 2 to to occur. Now I understand that to some it can be degrading, and to others a violation, but I will take my chances with getting my boobies caressed; at least I will live to file a complaint.
Everyone was having a fit when the young bomber tried to blow up the plane in Detroit. And since I live in Detroit I understand that this whole plane going up in a puff of smoke with hundreds of passengers dying is real. To those that do not live in Detroit or other places like New York where these attacks adn attempts have happened, they may be a little desensitized to the whole your ass may desentagrated if you don’t let the TSA do their job thing, but shut is real out here.
So to all of you that are pissing and moaning, chant a few words next time you have to get checked by TSA and let them do their damn job for goodness sakes; some of us want to actually make it to our destination!
Shhheeesss bbbbaaackkkk,
-J
Hello
Okay, its been a while, I know but we will resume daily posting starting tomorrow;)
-J
My First Day As A Stay At Home Mom
Today is my first day as a stay at home Mom. I really couldn’t sleep last night because I couldn’t help but think of all the things that I needed to do today and in the time frame I needed to do them. My to do list consist of going to the grocery store, cleaning, folding, washing, working on abc’s and 123′s, ironing, taking things to the cleaners, making dinner and picking the oldest up from school, taking her to academic games practice, then track practice. Should I have kept my day job, probably so. I always knew that at home mothers worked hard, but sheesh. I have no room for slacking because if the house is not at least some what clean my husband will surely give me the side eye.
Hopefully this week will get easier, and I am sure that I will have more stories to tell.For Now my son is grabbing my face and telling my to put the “puter” down and make him cereal… and he means it. Until later….
These Boots Are Made For Walking…Depends On Who Made Em
Hello Sunshines 
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Miss me? Yeah I know, I know…. any who.I ruined two pair of boots this weekend can you believe it? I could not believe it! I know longer have a pair of purple suede and patten leather Oxford eggplant knee boots aaaannndddd a pair of pewter peep toe booties, I am pissed. Now just in case you all didn’t know, ya girl is on a budget. I can not afford to replace these boots ( but will be doing so asap)!
So just to recreate the scenario, I am at a party kicking it, chilling, doing what I do…. I go to step and was like, wait a dog on minute. I take a few more steps and look down like WTH? The heel was gone off of my pewter little babies. I can’t wait until I get some Christian, Jimmie, or Louis money and I don’t believe I will have this problem; until then I will have to settle for Marshalls, Zappo’s, and Nine West.
What’s good with yall? Don’t forget to email blog post suggestions to nomaminfo@gmail.com!
MUAH,
-J
My Therapy, ABC Thusday Night Premiers
I would just like to announce that my Thursday night ABC line up is my therapy for the week. I look forward to Grey’s and The Practice like it Friday. I think I know the characters I talk during the should and ask unanswered questions to Christina like she is my girl. I yell at the TV like its Monday Night football. Aaaaahhhhhhhh these shows give me life! I could not wait for the premiers and I must say that they measured up better than House. Mc Dreamy is crazy, Meredith has a secret, The cast of The Practice doesn’t know if they are going or coming… Yes, yes this is what Thursday night TV is made of.
Night’ Chaps,
J
Small Victories
Today my son and I were running late. I ran out of the house half-dressed and so did he. As he chases after me to the car yelling because his belt is half on, he slows down as he approaches my car parked in front of the house. I tell him to follow me to the other side because his car seat is on the drivers sides. As he walks in the street to the driver’s side, he prances and walks really slow singing “I walk in the street” “I walk in the street” in his three-year old voice. Will went from being utterly pissed to elated and feeling like a big boy at the thought of doing something he only sees “big people” do. He know’s that’s the street is the ultimate no, no so the fact that he got to do it on his own (with me close by of course) truly makes him the “man” in his eyes. He know’s that it will probably never happen again for years to come, but Will doesn’t care, he got to do it today.
I titled this Small Victories because sometimes life is blur and we forget the little battles we win daily; whether it be a discount coffee or a good parking spot. Sometimes you have to take it easy and “walk in the street” lol.
Keep ya head up and be on the lookout for small victories today!
-J
Jazmine Sullivan’s Holding You Down
I’m cruising along in my automobile this morning and I hear what I now know is Jasmine Sullivans new jawn Holding You Down, Going in Circles. Although Jazmine bit off of Mary J a lil bit, aaannddd sounds like Lauryn Hill a lil bit, I like the song alot. Take a listen, don’t forget to comment!
-J
Something Fishy About Engineered Salmon
Is it not enough that our young girls are getting their period earlier than ever in history; is it not enough that an astronomical amount of our children have developed peanut allergies as never before seen; is it not enough that we have seen more death from diseases, pandemics, epidemics, AIDS, and cancer than the potato famine and the black plague combined within the last 70 years. Now you give us doctored up fish? The FDA is actually considering making engineered salmon safe to eat. Why do we have to assist our eco system with reproduction you ask? Perhaps because of that lack of regulation of corporations like BP that has led to the demise of our waters? Perhaps. I am afraid that this “fish” will only add to our woes. So many things have been added to our food in the last century that we have to now “shop organic”. Listen to that “shop organic” Everything use to be organic, now we have additives, preservatives and all types of ives.
I am sure the little fishes have not forgotten how to get busy and reproduce; so why the extra help? What are the side effects, show me studies, results, something! But more to the point, WHY DO WE NEED THIS??????
Basically in order to do this, scientist combine the growth hormone from another fish so that the salmon can produce the growth hormone all yearlong….. WTF! The FDA says these are not clones; the DNA has been” altered” to produce a desirable characteristics, Yeah today effing with our food, tomorrow it will be our bodies.
PROS:
- This shyt might make you super human.
CONS:
- Because the altered fish has never been eaten before, they say, it could include dangerous allergens, especially because seafood is highly allergic.
- Fish might escape and intermingle with the wild salmon population, which is already endangered.
- Altered fish would grow fast and consume more food to the detriment of the conventional wild salmon, the critics fear.
You tell me if this sounds like a good idea?
-J
